Six Months of Service (Matt Mayer)
“Sgt. Vos” said:
"Silent, but deadly". This is a phase we've all heard around a nasty stench. We often try to get away from it as quick as possible.. Unlike a fart, we enjoy having Pvt Mayer around. He doesn't speak much, but he is the kind of guy that can still get the job done. Coming from CP2 and having a accent, you would of thought he would fit in there. He however supports maple syrup as a main export, and gnaws down on some beaver tail from time to time. Pvt Mayer, you haven't been with us for very long, but what a time its been! Thanks for your service thus far! Promise us many more, and congrats on your first AoCC!