Cpt. Patty: Lucozade is better than everything
T/5 Lacey: No it's not
Cpt. Patty: Just cos you're in France and you drink liquidized frogs
T/5 Lacey: ahahah i'm drinking dat boi
Nieminen: you forgot the .ng you gnome
Nieminen: sorry the selected memes are not available in my country
Nieminen: stop or ill tell my parents
Nieminen: where in england do you live
Plum: devon
Nieminen: doesnt ring any air alarms
Nieminen: i send my grievances
Me: It would be awesome to make a base on Markynisi, you know, the long island.
Tsimaras: You know what Markynisi means?
Me: Nope
Tsimaras: Long Island
Me: That is amazing
"One of the missions I made, I sent 2 fast attack vehicles at 3 enemy squad and my job was to give sniper fire from the hill. I DIDN'T SHOOT A FBEEP-ing THING, I MISSED WITH EVERY SHOT. It was just awful, but not because the game is awful, it's because I'm awful, and THAT's a good sign, because if I cant hit shit, that means the game's good. Because I'm shit now and so I need games like call of duty to be able to hit stuff. When its realistic, OH I miss every time. That's the good barometer. If Mac misses with every shot, its a FBEEPing good tactical shooter guys. I have say this is a very very realistic tactical shooter, because I couldn't hit a FBEEP-ing elephant up the arse with a banjo in this game, it is soooo fBEEPing hard"
-Worth A Buy
Youtube reviewer of Apex
10:00 in if interested
Ubran dictionary meaning: It can be used to name a fictional fire-team, "Ungalie Bungalow", a battlecry in the midst of combat, or a word to express anger for the replacement of swear words.
PFC Gustavsson (on TS sometime after SLT lessons): oh well. Ich fell asleep, nice to know your still here 1Lt.
take care, going to hit the sack. It was nice sleeping in the same room as you
SSgt. Frank said: Just letting everyone know that my current computer is in the shop. FSgt. Balzer said: Make sure they check the CPU fluid and RAM bearings.
Comments
@Pvt. Arasson
The mutator bot was literally right next to you when you threw the nade, you got killed and dropped the dead nade right on top of the mutator bot xD
Pvt. Nieminen: Im going to get some onions and energy drinks from the store
Pvt. Nieminen: onions are multipurpose fruits
Cpt. Patty: Lucozade is better than everything
T/5 Lacey: No it's not
Cpt. Patty: Just cos you're in France and you drink liquidized frogs
T/5 Lacey: ahahah i'm drinking dat boi
Sgt. Littlefield: Did you know the word "sicker" doesn't have a "q" in it
[Playing La Gleize, surrounded by many different buildings]
Cpl. Poklemba: "The last guy's position is... building."
[PFC Pruett finishes his briefing]
PFC Bumgarn shoots PFC Pruett
"I know it was a bad plan but you didn't have to shoot me"
T5 Brand: Found a fresh one!
PFC Plumbley in TS: I am getting thoroughly diddled.
Cpl. Kelly in the game team chat: One of our guys is getting thoroughly diddled.
Nieminen: you forgot the .ng you gnome
Nieminen: sorry the selected memes are not available in my country
Nieminen: stop or ill tell my parents
Nieminen: where in england do you live
Plum: devon
Nieminen: doesnt ring any air alarms
Nieminen: i send my grievances
Me: It would be awesome to make a base on Markynisi, you know, the long island.
Tsimaras: You know what Markynisi means?
Me: Nope
Tsimaras: Long Island
Me: That is amazing
"One of the missions I made, I sent 2 fast attack vehicles at 3 enemy squad and my job was to give sniper fire from the hill. I DIDN'T SHOOT A FBEEP-ing THING, I MISSED WITH EVERY SHOT. It was just awful, but not because the game is awful, it's because I'm awful, and THAT's a good sign, because if I cant hit shit, that means the game's good. Because I'm shit now and so I need games like call of duty to be able to hit stuff. When its realistic, OH I miss every time. That's the good barometer. If Mac misses with every shot, its a FBEEPing good tactical shooter guys. I have say this is a very very realistic tactical shooter, because I couldn't hit a FBEEP-ing elephant up the arse with a banjo in this game, it is soooo fBEEPing hard"
-Worth A Buy
Youtube reviewer of Apex
10:00 in if interested
I QUOTE MYSELF DOING BOTH THE LEADUP AND THE PUNCHLINE SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME
During company drills a hapless private accidentally throws a grenade, being the only casualty my colleagues seek to cheer me up;
Don Sterk: It had to be you 2Lt. XD
Don Sterk: out of all people
Svenneke: haha
Cpl. Bagge [29ID]: bloody murder!!!
Kryger: oooohhh.... That's one of your's Pvt.'s!!! xD
Out of nowhere in the middle of BCT T/5 Kouters turns to me with murder in his eye, german grenade in his hand "Wanna smash some windows with me?"
I work in McDonalds and PFC Dubois all of a sudden pulls this one out from a screenshot he took.
PFC Dubois: Reich fries with Blitz sauce and a McStug double cheese.
During AP4S1 drill we were in the axis channel, which people didn't need permissions to join, and 2 random guys joined it.
random guy 1: "can i join your quickscoping clan"
random guy 2: Unbearably loud distorted shrek music that broke all of our ears
They got removed and we just sat there laughing at whatever it was that just happened for a while then someone just sings quietly:
"hey now you're an all star"
during the picking of pubber during the pub scrim
Pubber:Pick me daddy
While setting up in Workers building on Noville, we hear Pvt. Baron say "Hey guys, is this a texture glitch? I can see through the wall."
Half of the squad gathered to check out what turned out to be a hole in the wall.
PFC Vos (regarding PFC Gillam): We love the PFC!
PFC Bae: 5/7 Would not teamkill
Plumbley: "That monk is accurate"
Holmes: "That's a lovely accurate monk"
De Crom: "are you okay"
Calling 127 ungalie bungalow
Roger that ungalie bungalow
UNGALIE BUNGALOW!!!
He just ran me over... ungalie bungalow.
Ubran dictionary meaning: It can be used to name a fictional fire-team, "Ungalie Bungalow", a battlecry in the midst of combat, or a word to express anger for the replacement of swear words.
T/5 Dethfield: "You'll be surprised how many things aren't war crimes"
PFC Streamhill: "That's a terrible pick up line"
PFC Allen: "don't forget to place land grenades"
@PFC de Crom I knew you liked it xD
PFC matsu:throws smoke on the toilet
Pvt. Svenson aka Pvt steve "dont smoke on the toilet"
Plumbley: "It is wednesday my du-... OH **** IT REALLY IS
"
De Crom: "Hahahahah you idiot"
Cpl.Peroni : PFC Alan how it's going on your position, any movement?
PFC Alan : No, corporal it's saf(get shot at the head), Well it was
Cpl.Peroni : Alright...
Squad laugh xD
PFC Gustavsson (on TS sometime after SLT lessons): oh well. Ich fell asleep, nice to know your still here 1Lt.
take care, going to hit the sack. It was nice sleeping in the same room as you
During a conversation with PFC Duke on steam he tells me about buying a car
PFC Duke: I need to buy a car
PFC Duke: But I dont want to
PFC Sylvester: lol
PFC Duke: :c
PFC Duke: I want a GTX 1080 with a 1440p 144hz monitor
PFC Sylvester: ahahaha
PFC Duke: :c
PFC Duke: A car is like a child
PFC Sylvester: why lol
PFC Duke: You have to pay insurance, fuel, tire change, oil stuf
PFC Sylvester: yes but you can do mad skids init fam
PFC Duke: xD