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  • Company Drills

    PFC Plumbley: hey ixer look
    Me: what
    PFC Plumbley: it's my mixtape, dude
    points at campfire in middle of live round

  • "I made a soccer ball so big it turned into a black hole" - PFC Gillespie

  • Pvt. Arasson: We've taken casualties, only got Jam left
    WO1 Laggy: It's cos he's made of preservatives

  • edited November 2016

    PFC Bruneau: hey Fsgt you know the saber jet?
    FSgt. Cyr: yeah.
    PFC Bruneau: I just shot one in the head.
    FSgt. Cyr: Holy s**t they are bio-engineered?

  • PFC Zanovich: Kraykowski, get in the house in G5!

    Pvt. Kraykowski: Where's that?

  • edited November 2016

    Playing DayZ with Pvt. Howl and PFC Langford.

    PFC Langford: Oh a chicken!

    Pvt. Howl shoots the rooster

    Pvt. Howl: That's a nice c***

  • PFC Nieminen: PTU local supermarket
    PFC Plumbley: granted
    PFC Nieminen: back in 30 mins

  • During Arma 3 Pub event.

    I went down and Bye is comming over to save me.
    Bye: The car is still here! I'm gonna get us out of here!

    While driving.
    Bye: I'm gonna get us back to the Sgt. He can save us.
    Bye: There must be a medic back there, so you can get bloodbags, and I can get morphine, and a new wheel to the car so it dosent keep turning to the right like this, it's not normal man.

    Bye pulled over to Pvt. Alder and got me out.
    Alder: Olsen I gotcha
    2 seconds later we are getting shot at with HE rounds, and a round made me jump in the air.
    Bye: HE F****** FLEW!

    I'm still down, Alder died and I could see Bye running around still getting shot at.
    Bye: F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F***

  • "Charlie your job is to keep the bush elves from getting to our Bradley's." - Fsgt. Balzer

  • PFC Pickle [29ID]: all i can play is the peanuts theme with a piano

  • After PFC Nieminen reinstalled windows:

    20:11 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: OH NO
    20:11 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: OH NO
    20:11 - Plumbley: ?
    20:11 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: NOOOO
    20:11 - Plumbley: all your binds reset
    20:11 - Plumbley: right
    20:11 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: i never had any binds
    20:11 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: but
    20:11 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: my memes
    20:11 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: my memes
    20:11 - Plumbley: NO
    20:11 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: memes are dead
    20:12 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: lost in the bit space
    20:12 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: close to about 9 gigs of memes

  • @"PFC Plumbley" said:
    After PFC Nieminen reinstalled windows:

    20:11 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: OH NO
    20:11 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: OH NO
    20:11 - Plumbley: ?
    20:11 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: NOOOO
    20:11 - Plumbley: all your binds reset
    20:11 - Plumbley: right
    20:11 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: i never had any binds
    20:11 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: but
    20:11 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: my memes
    20:11 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: my memes
    20:11 - Plumbley: NO
    20:11 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: memes are dead
    20:12 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: lost in the bit space
    20:12 - PFC Nieminen [29ID]: close to about 9 gigs of memes

    9 Gigs? Amature hour.

  • edited December 2016

    Boo points, I punch. Is very simple relationship, but it is effective.

    • Minsc
  • PFC Millin: Guys i cant stop moving i think my keyboards broken
    PFC Millin: crap sorry guys i keep strafing right i cant stop
    PFC Millin: Ah no the handle of my mug of tea was on my arrow key

  • Krajnc changed his name to Snulle xdddd
    Snulle xdddd: hei
    Snulle xdddd: ulsun
    Snulle xdddd: its
    Snulle xdddd: a me
    Snulle xdddd: yur frind
    Snulle xdddd: snulle
    Olsen: LOL
    Snulle xdddd: inject me into your gum
    Snulle xdddd: do itttt
    Snulle xdddd: do it for the feelsgoodman
    Snulle xdddd: Gorrilaz playing
    Olsen: I will, don't you worry

  • Make the Quote Thread great again!

    -All 29th'ers tired of lame quotes.

  • @"Cpt. Patty" said:
    Make the Quote Thread great again!

    -All 29th'ers tired of lame quotes.

    YES, THIS. If you have to quote yourself, IT ISN'T QUOTE WORTHY.

  • @"T5 Brand" said:
    [PFC Pruett finishes his briefing]
    PFC Bumgarn shoots PFC Pruett
    "I know it was a bad plan but you didn't have to shoot me"

    I'm positive I had just sat down and hit my mouse

  • It was year 2016... I had just graduated. So I stumble into chat with our respected Colonel Lieutenant and First Sergeant Cyr.
    After a bit of discussion with FSgt. Cyr...
    FSgt. Cyr: "What time is it in Estonia?"
    Pvt. Cassano: "0.07. Cassano. Don Cassano."
    FSgt. Cyr: "Hah!"

  • @"Pvt. Cassano" said:
    It was year 2016... I had just graduated. So I stumble into chat with our respected Colonel Lieutenant and First Sergeant Cyr.
    After a bit of discussion with FSgt. Cyr...
    FSgt. Cyr: "What time is it in Estonia?"
    Pvt. Cassano: "0.07. Cassano. Don Cassano."
    FSgt. Cyr: "Hah!"

    eh??

  • @"PFC Matsuzaka" said:
    eh??

    Pvt. Cassano made a joke about James Bond

  • In TS:
    PFC Schuurman: Noodles?
    Sgt. Poklemba: Noodles!
    PFC Morse: Noodles!
    PFC Schuurman: Shut up Morse.

  • I agree, shut up Morse.

  • edited January 2017

    Cpt. Fritz: This map glitches in some spots, be careful, phasing through walls is a medical condition and is not okay.

    PFC Millin: My sister died of that

  • edited January 2017

    21:40 - Plumbley: why is there Ixer1 in teamspeak public channels lobby

    21:40 - PFC Ixer [29ID]: yes he checks in some times to see how i am doing

    21:41 - PFC Ixer [29ID]: more than my dad does :(

    21:41 - PFC Ixer [29ID]: im kidding i have a functional family

  • @"2Lt. Dashwood" said:
    If you have to quote yourself, IT ISN'T QUOTE WORTHY.

  • Pvt. Joker: de Crom has PTSD
    AP1s1: wu ?
    Pvt. Joker: Permission To Speak Disorder

  • Pubber: Kouters is like john cena
    Pubber: Always out of f***ing nowhere

  • AP1s1 chennal: "some chatter"
    T5 serans: what is going on here ?
    PFC Dongen: we are role playing
    T5 serans: and this is me role playing out of here

  • edited January 2017

    PFC Plumbley [29ID]: s**t i had a spoon in my mouth as wo1 laggy came in
    PFC Plumbley [29ID]: tried to salute
    PFC Plumbley [29ID]: leaned forwards to keyboard
    PFC Plumbley [29ID]: milk dribbles out of mouth

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