23:02 - T5 Olsen [29ID]: Well to be honest, I wasnt that smart either back then, I thought I could get PowerPoint and Word from inserting my USB stick to the schools PC, and drag the desktop icons onto the USB stick
23:02 - T5 Olsen [29ID]: I literally thought I was so smart
23:02 - T5 Olsen [29ID]: I even told a friend ''Ha! I'm just gonna get it for free''
23:03 - T5 Olsen [29ID]: When I got home and tried to open the USB stick, there were 2 files, that literally did nothing
23:03 - PFC Plumbley [29ID]: haha genius
So we where just talking about alchohol and cigarretes and Pvt. Bifano just made a confession:
<18:53:18> "Bifano": i usually stole sheeps when im drunk DONT ASK WHY
22:55 - Nitrokukko: i embark on this journey down the elevator and out the door
22:55 - Nitrokukko: and 20m down the hill
22:55 - Nitrokukko: to kiosk
22:55 - Nitrokukko: but do you know the gimmick of the story
22:56 - Nitrokukko: some human found it righteous to do their business in the elevator
22:56 - Nitrokukko: now i have to take stairs
22:57 - Nitrokukko: okay im gonna go there now
22:57 - Nitrokukko: i made improvised body armor
22:57 - Nitrokukko: if i get stabbed
22:57 - waffle meshington: what is it made of
22:57 - Nitrokukko: your mom
22:58 - waffle meshington: sick
PFC Le: This is the type of village she used to live in
PFC Ixer: What are you on about? barely a village, it's like a big hamlet mate
SSgt. Kim: looks like a DH map
18:16 - waffle meshington: what can you do in finland at 18
18:16 - Nitrokukko: drink and drive
18:16 - Nitrokukko: vote
18:16 - waffle meshington: oh
18:16 - Nitrokukko: i dont mean drink & drive
18:16 - Nitrokukko: but drink and also drive
While Sgt. Warner is discussing placing "dots" on the map as map markers....
9:05 PM - Charlie 7: Dotts? dots?
9:06 PM - CW3 Hill [29th ID]: When Dott draws dots the dots are Dott's dots
9:06 PM - Charlie 7: You put a dot on that sentance
9:06 PM - CW3 Hill [29th ID]: .
WO1 Lagenbrunner during an SLT talk:
"So how would you go about planning a drill"
PFC Millin:
"Okay, so for example, when I want to do a drill on callouts (...thinking time...) I do a drill on callouts"
PFC Plumbley: so you were born in 1996, Heeskens?
PFC Heeskens: Idk i dont remember anything back then
PFC Nieminen: Hahah he was an egg yolk back then
PFC Plumbley: ok so on saturdays there is this guy that works with me, he's also a depressed 17 year old, and there was a slice of tomato on the chopping board, i said "tomato frisbee" and threw it at him
A little bit of BRRRRRRRRRT in my life,
A little bit of GBU's by my side,
A little bit of Ruski is what I see,
A little bit of metal in the sun,
A little bit of freedom all night long,
A little bit of A-10, here I am,
A little bit of kills make me your man!
01:23 - Kear: This is Charlie 2-6 to Able 7 come in
01:48 - FSgt. Cyr [29ID] is now Online.
01:49 - FSgt. Cyr [29ID]: tHIS IS aBLE 7.
01:50 - FSgt. Cyr [29ID]: rADIO iSSUES DUE TO cAPS lOCK JAMMING, OVER.
Comments
@PFC de Crom learn to spell my name...
23:02 - T5 Olsen [29ID]: Well to be honest, I wasnt that smart either back then, I thought I could get PowerPoint and Word from inserting my USB stick to the schools PC, and drag the desktop icons onto the USB stick
23:02 - T5 Olsen [29ID]: I literally thought I was so smart
23:02 - T5 Olsen [29ID]: I even told a friend ''Ha! I'm just gonna get it for free''
23:03 - T5 Olsen [29ID]: When I got home and tried to open the USB stick, there were 2 files, that literally did nothing
23:03 - PFC Plumbley [29ID]: haha genius
PFC Tsimaras: I was born in a stable, so you can call me a horse!
Sitting in a C-130, about to take off
Pvt. van Rooij: "Fact, did you know that the green light isn't there to signal that you can jump?"
Sgt. Kear "Language"
CP2:"?"
Sgt. Kear: "Ah right you said fact not f***, nevermind"
Edited because my phone's autocorrect believes that "Kear" is not a legitimate word
So we where just talking about alchohol and cigarretes and Pvt. Bifano just made a confession:
<18:53:18> "Bifano": i usually stole sheeps when im drunk DONT ASK WHY
22:55 - Nitrokukko: i embark on this journey down the elevator and out the door
22:55 - Nitrokukko: and 20m down the hill
22:55 - Nitrokukko: to kiosk
22:55 - Nitrokukko: but do you know the gimmick of the story
22:56 - Nitrokukko: some human found it righteous to do their business in the elevator
22:56 - Nitrokukko: now i have to take stairs
22:57 - Nitrokukko: okay im gonna go there now
22:57 - Nitrokukko: i made improvised body armor
22:57 - Nitrokukko: if i get stabbed
22:57 - waffle meshington: what is it made of
22:57 - Nitrokukko: your mom
22:58 - waffle meshington: sick
Yopuii: wanna touch balls?
Yopuii: NON-SEXUALLY!
FSgt. Cyr referring to Rocket League.
PFC Schraff on point: Dead end, we cannot go further
Sgt. Peroni: No!
"Hitler is a friend"
SovietWomble
PFC Le: This is the type of village she used to live in
PFC Ixer: What are you on about? barely a village, it's like a big hamlet mate
SSgt. Kim: looks like a DH map
18:16 - waffle meshington: what can you do in finland at 18
18:16 - Nitrokukko: drink and drive
18:16 - Nitrokukko: vote
18:16 - waffle meshington: oh
18:16 - Nitrokukko: i dont mean drink & drive
18:16 - Nitrokukko: but drink and also drive
Just before a round, randomly...
Pvt. Bristo: Salt?
PFC Ixer: What
Pvt. Cassano: Pepper
PFC Srdoch: Spices
PFC Ixer: Sp-
LIVE
Pvt. Hiller: semen
PFC Le: Open the photo I sent you, you tosser
Me: Don't call me that
PFC Le: DON'T QUESTION MY SALAD THEN
While Sgt. Warner is discussing placing "dots" on the map as map markers....
9:05 PM - Charlie 7: Dotts? dots?
9:06 PM - CW3 Hill [29th ID]: When Dott draws dots the dots are Dott's dots
9:06 PM - Charlie 7: You put a dot on that sentance
9:06 PM - CW3 Hill [29th ID]: .
WO1 Lagenbrunner during an SLT talk:
"So how would you go about planning a drill"
PFC Millin:
"Okay, so for example, when I want to do a drill on callouts (...thinking time...) I do a drill on callouts"
no context WO1 Kear
22:44 - Kear: I'm sorry to hear that about your rice pudding.
Pvt. Cassano: Do you know what I really hate, T/5 Schelhaas?
T/5 Schelhaas: No
Pvt. Cassano: Well, uh, yeah, that's because I haven't told you yet
PFC Plumbley: so you were born in 1996, Heeskens?
PFC Heeskens: Idk i dont remember anything back then
PFC Nieminen: Hahah he was an egg yolk back then
Mr. Kear Comparing stuff on TS swapping pictures: "I'll Show you mine"
"What f++k I see shit can't!!!!!" ~ Pvt. Ryasonen
"I'm coming for you next, PFC. In more ways than one." -Pvt. Holdaway
"Dying is okay, I do it often" - PFC Daniels
"I'm kind of better than that" PFC Bruer
PFC Plumbley: ok so on saturdays there is this guy that works with me, he's also a depressed 17 year old, and there was a slice of tomato on the chopping board, i said "tomato frisbee" and threw it at him
Ap1 platoon drill: lining up in compleet silence
Pvt. Luca: "What is AP1?"
-me flying the A-10 in DCS-
A little bit of BRRRRRRRRRT in my life,
A little bit of GBU's by my side,
A little bit of Ruski is what I see,
A little bit of metal in the sun,
A little bit of freedom all night long,
A little bit of A-10, here I am,
A little bit of kills make me your man!
01:23 - Kear: This is Charlie 2-6 to Able 7 come in
01:48 - FSgt. Cyr [29ID] is now Online.
01:49 - FSgt. Cyr [29ID]: tHIS IS aBLE 7.
01:50 - FSgt. Cyr [29ID]: rADIO iSSUES DUE TO cAPS lOCK JAMMING, OVER.
"That's right PFC, I changed your clothes and you didn't even notice, just like Bill Cosby"- FSgt. Balzer
After round of Platoon Drill
2Lt. Barclay: "G===================OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Cpl. Saerens showing usage of melee
Cpl. Saerens: "Using the butt of your rifle only tickles the enemy"