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    "You meet people for a reason but it's up to you to decide what reason they are there for." -Unknown

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    Major Wheatley and myself
    Major- "Hey Pink, our favorite show is on"
    I look at my TV, notice that WW2 in HD is on
    Me- "how do you know what I'm watching?"
    Major-"You're watching WW2 in HD?"
    Me- "Yes?"
    We sometimes watch this hsow while playing games just to find the weird coloring that sometimes occurs. Like a lime green Japanese zero.

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    Murphys law of Combat Operations:

    1. Friendly fire - isn't.
    2. Recoilless rifles - aren't.
    3. Suppressive fires - won't.

    Source: http://www.military-quotes.com/murphy.htm

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    If you are running out of everything but enemies, you are in a combat zone.

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    T/5 Wimpf talking about weight lose.

    "If you want to lose alot of weight start smoking and drinking water alot then you become hungry and when I get hungry I get angry so I have a smoke everytime I get mad and I dont eat so i lose weight"

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    edited April 2015

    When you look to the left, you cant see right. -Some guy somewhere.

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    We are determined that before the sun sets on this terrible struggle our flag will be recognized throughout the world as a symbol of freedom on the one hand, of overwhelming power on the other. - G.C. Marshall, Chief of Staff

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    "A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested" - Unknown

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    This thread has typically been humorous quotes from drills or TeamSpeak, why so many inspirational quotes?

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    "NUTZ"

    BGEN. McAuliffe Battle of the bulge.

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    Cucumbers noises are the sexiest noises in the world - Pvt. Blake

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    @"Maj. Wheatley" said:
    This thread has typically been humorous quotes from drills or TeamSpeak, why so many inspirational quotes?

    Its always good to have some variety

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    edited May 2015

    PFC Montgomery: Cpl. Fritz, go right, Simpson, left.

    PFC Simpson: Cpl. Fritz, that's not the right right.

    Cpl. Fritz: Meh, I'm you're Cpl. I'm right, right now.

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    "Hey thats a flamethrower, HEY THATS A FLAMETHROWER" - Random player on the RO2/RS battalion server.

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    @"Maj. Wheatley" said:
    This thread has typically been humorous quotes from drills or TeamSpeak, why so many inspirational quotes?

    http://www.feelsbadman.com/

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    That's exactly how I feel!

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    What are you going to to? Stab me? - Quote from stabbed man.
    http://i.imgur.com/l7yUr.jpg

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    Etched quotes in Zippo lighters from the Vietnam War do a good job of conveying the mentalities of American soldiers during that conflict.

    "A sucking chest wound is natures way of telling you that you've been ambushed"

    "Let me win your heart and mind or I'll burn your g*d damn hut down"

    "We the unwilling, trained by the unskilled to do the impossible for the ungrateful, ten minutes too late."

    "Fighter by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, marine by mistake"

    "The only thing I get out of killing a person is the recoil of my rifle"

    "35 kills - if you are recovering my body **** you"

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    SSgt. Berg [29ID]: hahaha
    SSgt. Berg [29ID]: it's too hot for face fur
    Zimzopzuppityzopzoptataptop: how "hot" it is ?
    SSgt. Berg [29ID]: it was 37
    SSgt. Berg [29ID]: 32 now
    Zimzopzuppityzopzoptataptop: thaaats not too bad
    SSgt. Berg [29ID]: maybe for you
    Zimzopzuppityzopzoptataptop: haha
    SSgt. Berg [29ID]: you're made of pure heat
    Zimzopzuppityzopzoptataptop: yes
    Zimzopzuppityzopzoptataptop: if I lick my finger and touch my nipple it boils the water
    SSgt. Berg [29ID]: i don't want to know how you make noodles

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    Cpl. Brand:"Alright, we're here!"
    PFC Pruett: "THIS ISN'T CHUCKIE CHEESE!"
    Pvt. Filkins: "Where is my pool and white van!?"
    Cpl. Brand: "Um, it's right behind you, except instead of white, it's green. Stop being color blind."

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    Pvt. Lenard "I'm buying a shrimp boat, give me a minute"
    Pvt. Lenard "I'm makin' bank off my shrimp boat. 66 Million."

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    @"PFC Montgomery" said:
    Pvt. Lenard "I'm buying a shrimp boat, give me a minute"
    Pvt. Lenard "I'm makin' bank off my shrimp boat. 66 Million."


    You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

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    "That moment when getting inside the helicopter is the hardest part of the mission" Pvt. Lenard while playing Arma 3.

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    "Hue." - T/5 Zim

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    Steam chat whilist trying to close out our squad drill after having burned-down a bunch of Zargabadi cannabis fields...

    "T/5 Phariss [29ID]: Because I got high,
    T/5 Phariss [29ID]: Because I got high,
    T/5 Phariss [29ID]: Because i got higigighghghghghg BAAAAAHHHDAHDAHDAHDAH!
    Cpl. Nelson [29ID]: Such distraction!
    T/5 Phariss [29ID]: I was gonna salute,
    T/5 Phariss [29ID]: But then I got high
    T/5 Phariss [29ID]: I was gonna render respect, but then I got high
    Cpl. Nelson [29ID]: please stop
    T/5 Phariss [29ID]: Now I'm a private, and I know why? (Why, maAaan?)
    T/5 Phariss [29ID]: Because I got high...."

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    " Know thyself , know yourself ; I do not know one another and confidant, one win and one loss ; I do not know one another , not friends, each war will be useless ." - Sun Tzu

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    Just sitting in chat with "almost" everyone in Charlie channel and then Cpl. Moe decided to blurt out..
    "Oh no, the herpes absorbed one of my balls."

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    @"PFC Pruett" said:
    Just sitting in chat with "almost" everyone in Charlie channel and then Cpl. Moe decided to blurt out..
    "Oh no, the herpes absorbed one of my balls."

    Oh, Moe... facepalm

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    Staff Sergeant Bergstrom upon showing a picture of Teddy Roosevelt riding a moose,

    "Teddy Roosevelt was like America's Vladimir Putin back in his day."

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    Setting up a firing line on unsuspecting enemy contacts.

    Sgt. Frank: "When I say 'It's the end of the world'... I want you to let them know."

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