14:55 - Sgt. Lamb [29ID]: hmmm, everything on my computer has crashed except this chat window
14:55 - Sgt. Lamb [29ID]: this is new
14:55 - Vandy: I am the holy aura
14:55 - Sgt. Lamb [29ID]: I cant see my typing progress either
14:55 - Sgt. Lamb [29ID]: just when I press enter
14:56 - Vandy: listen to me, you lambchop. You shall now pass all your belongings to the following account: 124-335-556-128
14:56 - Sgt. Lamb [29ID] is now Offline.
6:57 PM - A Rare Gillam: I see now that my joke failed. Sigh.
6:57 PM - T3 Swomma [29ID]: what is a joke?
6:57 PM - T3 Swomma [29ID]: never heard about those
6:58 PM - T3 Swomma [29ID]: some kind of annimal?
6:58 PM - A Rare Gillam: A Joke
6:58 PM - A Rare Gillam: Rooting from the word, Jokography
6:58 PM - A Rare Gillam: Origionally started as a "Hip" new form of jumping
6:58 PM - A Rare Gillam: Hence, all the songs about jumping in the 80's, and early 90's music
6:59 PM - T3 Swomma [29ID]: ach, thanks
6:59 PM - A Rare Gillam: Uncoming the new millenium, the word was revolutionized
Me giving T/3 a history lesson @T/3 Slomczynski
My conversation with former PFC Fournier about him maybe coming back to the unit.
I am That is: There is also the risk that I call you Cpl
I am That is: Because when I did leave you were Cpl
2Lt. Fritz [29ID]: and there is a risk i may correct you and it won't be so bad :P
I am That is: And if I call you Moma?
2Lt. Fritz [29ID]: I'll probably agree
2Lt. Fritz [29ID]: tell you its all gonna be ok
2Lt. Fritz [29ID]: then send your squad first to die
I am That is: I like this answer
Pvt. Reese was dealing power outages and possible tornados last night and I went to check on her...
Warner: Everything ok where you are?
Reese is now Online.
Reese: Yes! Thank you for asking?
Warner: Is that a question?
Warner: haha
Warner: I'm glad to hear it
Reese is now Online.
Warner: Stay safe
Reese: Sorry I'm driving
Warner: That's not staying safe!
Sgt. Mueller [29ID]: No promises that I dont blow everyone up
Sgt. Mueller [29ID]: lol
PFC Layland [29ID]: or that i dotn just go afk randomly
Sgt. Mueller [29ID]: if you do I will gun you down as a deserter
Sgt. Mueller [29ID]: problem soved Comrade Stalin still proud
PFC Layland [29ID]: would expect nothing less comerade commisar
PanzerSheep: Hey
Ser Toby the Lazy of Laceygard: WHAT DO YOU WANT
Ser Toby the Lazy of Laceygard: Caps
PanzerSheep: I thought u were going to throw broken glass at me
Ser Toby the Lazy of Laceygard: Lol what
PanzerSheep: no srsly
PanzerSheep: I thought you were going to jump through my room window like rainbow six stuff and throw broken glass at me
PanzerSheep is Pvt. Zanovich and Ser Toby the Lazy of Laceygard is... Well, take a wild guess.
Cpl. Meyberg and Pvt. Waerness got trapped in CP1's HQ after taking it by me Switch to yelling
Me: You are trapped in there Americans, go out now and surrender and you will be shown mercy
Pvt. Waerness: Cyka blyat Russian
You got gut, I give you that. May we meet again American
Boogii: ok
Boogii: its done
Ser Toby the Lazy of Laceygard: FM 16 IS ACTUALLY SHIT I TRICKED YOU
Ser Toby the Lazy of Laceygard: Jk
Boogii: you're one of the least funny people I know
Ser Toby the Lazy of Laceygard: Thanks
Comments
"Tenno Heika Banzai!"- Emperor Matsuzaka
“Nothing personal, kid”
Coldsteel The Hedgeheg - Sonic the Hedgehog original character.
"You can't always get what you want" - The Who
"what is life without death"
- Matsuzaka
LEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!
14:55 - Sgt. Lamb [29ID]: hmmm, everything on my computer has crashed except this chat window
14:55 - Sgt. Lamb [29ID]: this is new
14:55 - Vandy: I am the holy aura
14:55 - Sgt. Lamb [29ID]: I cant see my typing progress either
14:55 - Sgt. Lamb [29ID]: just when I press enter
14:56 - Vandy: listen to me, you lambchop. You shall now pass all your belongings to the following account: 124-335-556-128
14:56 - Sgt. Lamb [29ID] is now Offline.
6:57 PM - A Rare Gillam: I see now that my joke failed. Sigh.
@T/3 Slomczynski
6:57 PM - T3 Swomma [29ID]: what is a joke?
6:57 PM - T3 Swomma [29ID]: never heard about those
6:58 PM - T3 Swomma [29ID]: some kind of annimal?
6:58 PM - A Rare Gillam: A Joke
6:58 PM - A Rare Gillam: Rooting from the word, Jokography
6:58 PM - A Rare Gillam: Origionally started as a "Hip" new form of jumping
6:58 PM - A Rare Gillam: Hence, all the songs about jumping in the 80's, and early 90's music
6:59 PM - T3 Swomma [29ID]: ach, thanks
6:59 PM - A Rare Gillam: Uncoming the new millenium, the word was revolutionized
Me giving T/3 a history lesson
"Have a nice cup of liber-tea!"
"Say hello to Democracy!"
"How'd you like the taste of freedom!"
704th Training Platoon goes underway and one of the recruit shows up with his public name. Then all happens...
-T/5 Lacey: "Machinengewehr 42 change your name as your Enlistment Liaison told you..."
All of a sudden name switches to PFC Machinengewehr 42...
All BCT Crew ROFLMAO...
I have a picture:
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I have a Picture Thread. This is not that thread. Please post in the correct threads.
"It's the one with the church." ~ Every BP1S1 member ever when someone asks what map it is.
BP2S2 channel.
PFC Bagge: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM!
Everyone else: What the hell? Bagge? What are you doing?
PFC Bagge: I'm making whipped cream.
PFC Atkinson: Why are you making whipped cream when it's almost midnight!?
Cpt Patterson a few moments later...: What's that noise?
My conversation with former PFC Fournier about him maybe coming back to the unit.
I am That is: There is also the risk that I call you Cpl
I am That is: Because when I did leave you were Cpl
2Lt. Fritz [29ID]: and there is a risk i may correct you and it won't be so bad :P
I am That is: And if I call you Moma?
2Lt. Fritz [29ID]: I'll probably agree
2Lt. Fritz [29ID]: tell you its all gonna be ok
2Lt. Fritz [29ID]: then send your squad first to die
I am That is: I like this answer
^ Recruiting done right...
Pvt. Reese was dealing power outages and possible tornados last night and I went to check on her...
Warner: Everything ok where you are?
Reese is now Online.
Reese: Yes! Thank you for asking?
Warner: Is that a question?
Warner: haha
Warner: I'm glad to hear it
Reese is now Online.
Warner: Stay safe
Reese: Sorry I'm driving
Warner: That's not staying safe!
At AP3S2 squad drills, prior to the first round:
Sgt. Mueller [29ID]: No promises that I dont blow everyone up
Sgt. Mueller [29ID]: lol
PFC Layland [29ID]: or that i dotn just go afk randomly
Sgt. Mueller [29ID]: if you do I will gun you down as a deserter
Sgt. Mueller [29ID]: problem soved Comrade Stalin still proud
PFC Layland [29ID]: would expect nothing less comerade commisar
PanzerSheep: Hey
Ser Toby the Lazy of Laceygard: WHAT DO YOU WANT
Ser Toby the Lazy of Laceygard: Caps
PanzerSheep: I thought u were going to throw broken glass at me
Ser Toby the Lazy of Laceygard: Lol what
PanzerSheep: no srsly
PanzerSheep: I thought you were going to jump through my room window like rainbow six stuff and throw broken glass at me
PanzerSheep is Pvt. Zanovich and Ser Toby the Lazy of Laceygard is... Well, take a wild guess.
T3 Swomma [29ID]: you owe me pants...
After a surprise attack on him and Cpl. Dashwood in a drill
Cpl. Meyberg and Pvt. Waerness got trapped in CP1's HQ after taking it by me
Switch to yelling
Me: You are trapped in there Americans, go out now and surrender and you will be shown mercy
Pvt. Waerness: Cyka blyat Russian
You got gut, I give you that. May we meet again American
"Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain" Vladimir Putin
FSgt Balzer: "And now, the floor is yours Cpl Wilmore."
Cpl Wilmore: "Missions screeen, mission screen for everyone!!!"
baby crying in the background of SSgt Vandewalle
SSgt Vandewalle: "Is it international women's day today?"
Me: "Nope, was 2 days ago."
SSgt Vandewalle: "Great, then she can take care of the little one today."
Me: dying of laughter
Just after Boughie bought FM 16 on Steam:
Boogii: ok
Boogii: its done
Ser Toby the Lazy of Laceygard: FM 16 IS ACTUALLY SHIT I TRICKED YOU
Ser Toby the Lazy of Laceygard: Jk
Boogii: you're one of the least funny people I know
Ser Toby the Lazy of Laceygard: Thanks
"Walkrobeart: I guess you could say, I'm "Straight Outta BCT""
Pvt Danberg: PTQ
Cpl. Wilmore: What the hell does that even mean?
Pvt Danberg: Quack
PFC Egholm:NOO CHAMPY!
PFC Chamberlain: (fires RPG indoors)
My first time leading a side in squad drill:
Team split in two, allies rekt in seconds.
"Everything went well untill everyone died."
"o and they that is you as well" - PFC de Crom, 2016
PFC Egholm and a friend sitting and playing Public ArmA 3 Conquest - Sitting around 2,5 km. away from enemy spawn and trying to take out tanks.
PFC Egholm: I got a solid lock on enemy tank
Friend: Roger that me to
PFC Egholm: Ready?
Friend: READY!
PFC Egholm: FIRE!!
shuuu BOOM
[You have been banned for 15 min Reason: Spawn killing]
PFC Egholm and friend: ROFLMAO
Cpl. Novak [29ID]: gimme free time and i will play My Little Pony