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  • @T5 Lacey said:
    Also completely defeats the point of Donner :/

    I believe it was a reward for winning the scrim T/5.

  • Basically Srdoch when he gives a tip.

    Srdoch: Kill the enemy and don't die.

  • Whilst pubbing:

    Cpt. Patty: Vote for German Village, Bagge!
    Cpl. Bagge: Which one's that again?
    Cpt. Patty: Oh it's basically a German village

  • edited May 2016

    I will not post quotes that could be construed as attacks on another nationality, especially not when I'm quoting myself doing it.

  • In Donner warmup
    PFC Lindholm: "Nazi walked into restaurant, ordered luftwaffles"

  • A recruit: Salte

  • The rarest of quotes, this time of Dubois.

    Me: "I think I see an Allied AT over there. Is that you, Dubois?"

    Off in the distance down the ironsights of my MG-

    Dubois: NODNODNODNODNODNODNOD

    Also a random pubber during that same game:

    Pubber 1: How do I see the scoreboard?
    Pubber 2: How about you learn the controls? It's Alt+F4!

  • Cpl. Robles: What's a scrim?
    10 seconds later
    PFC Holmes: I agree.

  • Pvt. Stream [29ID]: Your feet smell of room

  • edited May 2016

    Pvt. Dongen [29ID]: stay away

    Pvt. Dongen [29ID]: with you

    Pvt. Dongen [29ID]: FRICKIN GOOSE FEATHERS

    Pvt. Plumbley [29ID]: xD

    Pvt. Dongen [29ID]: from my bread

    Pvt. Dongen [29ID]: beard

    Pvt. Dongen [29ID]: im going to tape a bread to my chin

    Pvt. Dongen [29ID]: a breadbeard

  • edited May 2016

    During a drill

    PFC Srdoch: Okay pvt. Alan as you like and did a good job hiding on stairs last drill just found some and camp Alright?

    Me: Alright PFC, xD

  • PFC Gustav on celebrations for getting an A in his English,
    PFC Gustav: So i will go home and open a bottle of fancy champaignfenie

  • Pvt. van Dongen: "Just throw memes at us and we'll be happy"
    PFC Holmes: Dies of laughter

  • PFC vandell:Aut of all the organs I hit the arme

  • Pvt. Stream: "Watch me run across the road and get sniped straight away and then this sentence be put on the just quotes thing"

    In a surprising turn of events, we killed all of the enemy team and not a single one of us died.

  • PFC Neaux [29ID]: There was only 2 of us left, me and a random Pvt versus the tank and 5 inf the Pvt. kills 2 of them, I get 2 kills as well, and then, I grab an AT Grenade on Matsu's corpse charge the tank with the last inf they got shooting at me,
    PFC Tom [29ID]: You didn't
    PFC Neaux [29ID]: destroy the tank and kill the marksman.
    PFC Tom [29ID]: Medal of Honour.
    PFC Neaux [29ID]: I'm so f*cking proud of me and we won lol
    PFC Tom [29ID]: GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL!

  • Sgt. Littlefield: "As long as you don't lose you have a pretty good chance of winning."
    Knowledge

  • edited May 2016

    Pvt. Plum: "So when it comes to defendi-"

    Someone: "Ok I was thinking, oh sorry Millin"

    Pvt. Plum: "I'm not Millin"

    Someone: "Oh sorry Carroll"

    Cri

  • Sgt. Mueller: "Hey guys, see the gap? Close it."

    PFC Bumgarner: "Yeah guys, close that gap, it isnt lady-like."

  • Sitting and talking on teamspeak 2 days after our platoon drills where alot of people got promoted

    PFC Egholm: Its funny how we are all PFCs in this channel

    silence

    PFC Egholm: Now we are all equal

    PFC Sánta: Its like communism

    PFC Sánta: We are all equal but some of us are more equal than others

    Rest of the channel: Dafuq Sánta!?

  • Stabbed 2Lt. Fritz but not hard enough
    Pvt. Plum: "I tried, Sir"
    2Lt. Fritz: "Do or do not there is no try"
    2Lt. Fritz: "I totally came up with that one"

  • For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity above and beyond the call of duty in action with the enemy near Oschersleben, Germany, on 11 January 1944. On that day Col. Howard was the leader of a group of P-51 aircraft providing support for a heavy bomber formation on a long-range mission deep in enemy territory. As Col. Howard's group met the bombers in the target area the bomber force was attacked by numerous enemy fighters. Col. Howard, with his group, at once engaged the enemy and himself destroyed a German ME. 110. As a result of this attack Col. Howard lost contact with his group, and at once returned to the level of the bomber formation. He then saw that the bombers were being heavily attacked by enemy airplanes and that no other friendly fighters were at hand. While Col. Howard could have waited to attempt to assemble his group before engaging the enemy, he chose instead to attack single-handed a formation of more than 30 German airplanes. With utter disregard for his own safety he immediately pressed home determined attacks for some 30 minutes, during which time he destroyed 3 enemy airplanes and probably destroyed and damaged others. Toward the end of this engagement 3 of his guns went out of action and his fuel supply was becoming dangerously low. Despite these handicaps and the almost insuperable odds against him, Col. Howard continued his aggressive action in an attempt to protect the bombers from the numerous fighters. His skill, courage, and intrepidity on this occasion set an example of heroism which will be an inspiration to the U.S. Armed Forces.

    • Lieutenant General Carl Spaatz
  • edited May 2016

    Pubbing with Millin

    Pubber: "Omg bots are so ******* stupid"

    Pvt. Plum: "Well yes, that's like saying, ovens are hot."

    Pvt. Millin: "AHAHAHAHHAHAAH, QUOTE OF THE DAY"

  • "you are wasting your life Tom!"- My Mum

  • @Pvt. Millin said:
    yeah every mum in every country xd

  • @Pvt. Millin said:
    "you are wasting your life Tom!"- My Mum

    So true

  • edited June 2016
    We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

    -Winston Churchill

  • Me: Don't you just hate it when girls take too long to respond to your texts?
    FSgt. Cyr: No.
    Me: I bet you do!
    FSgt. Cyr: Gives you more time to play Rocket league. Gotta optimize your time, one round of Rocket League, one round of texting your girl.

  • edited June 2016

    I should have realized that what I wanted to post here was not appropriate.

  • edited June 2016

    I should have realized that what I wanted to post here was not appropriate.

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