Cpl. Lacey: Pvt. Komanski is in London
PFC Kelly: Maybe he got killed by Jack the Ripper!
Cpl. Lacey: You know he's probably dead, right?
PFC Kelly: That's what I'm saying!
PFC Jenssen: Ullmann sounds more human when he speaks German.
PFC Kelly: Say something in German Ullmann.
PFC Ullmann: Something German
PFC Kelly: You're right he does sound human.
Cpl. Lacey: Yeah, he sounds a lot more German now.
A couple of BP2 drills ago, on Brigehead, we are looking towards South.
Me: It's so quiet.
PFC Kouters: I'd LMAO if they came from the North. PFC Morten turns around
PFC Morten: Holy, they are coming from the North!
T/5 Lazy: Im currently reading the HP books again
T/5 Lazy: Its been so long
Stannis baratheon: "After all this time?"
T/5 Lazy: Never
T/5 Lazy: DAMNIT
T/5 Lazy: I HAFD
T/5 Lazy: ONE JOB#
Stannis baratheon: xD
Cpt. Patty [29ID]: bbc news
Cpt. Patty [29ID]: oops
Cpt. Patty [29ID]: thought you were google
Cpt. Patty [29ID]: atleast it wasnt porn I was looking for
2Lt. Perdiew upon seeing that I changed my Steam name to "Mirror's Edge Is Great"(He hates Mirror's Edge.):
04:46 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: OMG
04:46 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: CHANGE THAT NAME
04:46 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: OR DIE
04:47 PM - Mirror's Edge Is Great has changed their name to Gillespie.
04:47 PM - Gillespie: I was wondering when you would notice, sir.
04:47 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: i goto my friends list
04:47 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: just to see whos online
04:47 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: and then i am assaulted
04:47 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: yes, assaulted
04:47 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: by a statement
04:47 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: so terrible
04:47 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: so foul
04:47 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: so evil
04:47 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: that my eyes burn by reading it
Ser Toby the Lazy: Im on life
Ser Toby the Lazy: Taste it...
Ser Toby the Lazy: Stick your tongue out...
T5 Brand [29ID]: no, you cant make me
T5 Brand [29ID]: =P
T5 Brand [29ID]: DAMNIT
On BP2's platoon drill
Sgt. Van Middel: Okay guys, don't get caught with your pants down when the tank opens fire. PFC Runing: I'm not wearing any pants.
Baker Company drill AAR quote:
"Allies called in a local priest who was due to be air dropped to the Hill to destroy the Nazi Pagan Werewolf summoning circle and cleanse the area with holy water."
Able Comany drill:
Sgt. Donut (as we were getting weapons ready)- "Drop your weapon and die."
Someone then said: "Aren't we supposed to say that to the enemy?"
Just a little story from AP2S2.
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"Nobody ever quote me" - Cpl. Langford
"Life is tough; it's tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
"You know what this rank means? I'm always right." -FSgt. Cyr
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." - Douglas Adams
In TS after a squad drill:
Cpl. Lacey: Pvt. Komanski is in London
PFC Kelly: Maybe he got killed by Jack the Ripper!
Cpl. Lacey: You know he's probably dead, right?
PFC Kelly: That's what I'm saying!
In TS after a squad drill:
PFC Jenssen: Ullmann sounds more human when he speaks German.
PFC Kelly: Say something in German Ullmann.
PFC Ullmann: Something German
PFC Kelly: You're right he does sound human.
Cpl. Lacey: Yeah, he sounds a lot more German now.
PFC Lacey?
A couple of BP2 drills ago, on Brigehead, we are looking towards South.
Me: It's so quiet.
PFC Kouters: I'd LMAO if they came from the North.
PFC Morten turns around
PFC Morten: Holy, they are coming from the North!
PFC De Crom: *samute *
TSgt. Conrad: De Crom, fix that abortion of a salute.
At one of AP1s Platoon drills.
Pvt. Ismael: I am getting rushed by atleast two squads!
PFC Schelhaas: They have only one guy left...
"Come over here
I'm just a little dear" - PFC Doe while chasing someone with his bayonet.
"How do I use the machine gun without killing people?" - T/5 Minor
Well it's very popular in AP1S2 but I feel I should share it with everyone..
During a drill:
Some PFC: PFC de Crom, where are the enemies?
PFC de Crom: I don't know where they ar- AAAAAAAHHH
2 kills for PFC de Crom show up on the kill feed
PFC de Crom: WAAAAAAH
PFC de Crom: I'm just gonna stay in this corner for a moment...
Happend in a conversation on Steam with T/5 Lacey
T/5 Lazy: Im currently reading the HP books again
T/5 Lazy: Its been so long
Stannis baratheon: "After all this time?"
T/5 Lazy: Never
T/5 Lazy: DAMNIT
T/5 Lazy: I HAFD
T/5 Lazy: ONE JOB#
Stannis baratheon: xD
PFC Santa: Your nerd shield is deflecting bullets.
Cpt. Patty [29ID]: bbc news
Cpt. Patty [29ID]: oops
Cpt. Patty [29ID]: thought you were google
Cpt. Patty [29ID]: atleast it wasnt porn I was looking for
In S1's Squad Drill:
Sgt. Ternby: Americans ready!
Cpl. Blouin: Germans are ready.
T/4 Kabeya: Brits MAY be outside of the map.
21:15 - PFC Benton [29th ID]: Ur a god
21:15 - PFC Benton [29th ID]: omg
21:15 - PFC Benton [29th ID]: I love
21:15 - SSgt. Evensen [29ID]: I know
21:15 - PFC Benton [29th ID]: every part
21:15 - PFC Benton [29th ID]: of your body
21:15 - PFC Benton [29th ID]: and soul
21:15 - PFC Benton [29th ID]: xD
He asked me to come help out in his squad's drill, and I brought a squad instead
T/5 Dashwood: Sgt. could you take over for 10s please? I've just been informed that there's cake.
PFC Asboe: Holy moly I'm taking machine gun fire guys! Someone come and save me!
Best reason to go afk. That or pie. I would afk so hard for some pie..
2Lt. Perdiew upon seeing that I changed my Steam name to "Mirror's Edge Is Great"(He hates Mirror's Edge.):
04:46 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: OMG
04:46 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: CHANGE THAT NAME
04:46 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: OR DIE
04:47 PM - Mirror's Edge Is Great has changed their name to Gillespie.
04:47 PM - Gillespie: I was wondering when you would notice, sir.
04:47 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: i goto my friends list
04:47 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: just to see whos online
04:47 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: and then i am assaulted
04:47 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: yes, assaulted
04:47 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: by a statement
04:47 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: so terrible
04:47 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: so foul
04:47 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: so evil
04:47 PM - 2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: that my eyes burn by reading it
Chicken noodle soup is the fruit of the gods - PFC Montgomery(Ret)
Pvt. Weston: Vanu is OP- the players are so bad they have to use lasers.
Leaving this here for the Glorious Army to ponder over
Ser Toby the Lazy: Im on life
Ser Toby the Lazy: Taste it...
Ser Toby the Lazy: Stick your tongue out...
T5 Brand [29ID]: no, you cant make me
T5 Brand [29ID]: =P
T5 Brand [29ID]: DAMNIT
On BP2's platoon drill
Sgt. Van Middel: Okay guys, don't get caught with your pants down when the tank opens fire. PFC Runing: I'm not wearing any pants.
Baker Company drill AAR quote:
"Allies called in a local priest who was due to be air dropped to the Hill to destroy the Nazi Pagan Werewolf summoning circle and cleanse the area with holy water."
I so wish I didn't miss that one!
Able Comany drill:
Sgt. Donut (as we were getting weapons ready)- "Drop your weapon and die."
Someone then said: "Aren't we supposed to say that to the enemy?"
Just a little story from AP2S2.
PFC Stear [29ID]: Hey Sarge, you there?
T3 Swomma [29ID]: Im no sarge! :P
PFC Stear [29ID]: :P
T3 Swomma [29ID]: "My deity" would be sufficient ^^
LOL!