Two-word-story

Thought I'd try and see what would happen if we tried playing a writers game, just for fun.

The rules are:

Every post is two words.
Can contain any words or letters.
Numbers must be spelled out.
When we reach approx 100 words or so, I will combine every post to make a story.
Max two posts per person, and not after each other.
If the two words are supposed to finish a sentence, make sure to include dots and exclamation/question marks.

I'll go ahead and start:

So the

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