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  • @PFC Sylvester & @PFC Benton

    These posts are inappropriate. Remove them now.

  • Steam message
    PFC Tsimaras: come to TS i have to tell you something important
    PFC Olsen: sure
    In Teamspeak
    PFC Olsen: Hey man
    PFC Tsimaras: Hey
    PFC Olsen: ...So you got something important to tell me?
    PFC Tsimaras: Yeah... Hi
    PFC Olsen: God damnit.. that's funny
    PFC Tsimaras: Opa!

  • edited June 2016

    PFC Murray - "if you've seen one red hotdog you've seen em all"

  • PFC Danberg - "Theres a tank over there!"
    It was a T-34 mounted as a statue

  • PFC de Crom: "It's unsportsmanlike to lock people inside a room and shoot them with a blackpowder rifle"

  • PFC Tyson: "mg42 sounds like someone put a bunch of pebbles in a tin and shook it around a lot"

  • my friend Joe on the subject of his bad break up:

    "relationships are about as useful as a house made of naan bread"

    pray for Joe i don't think he's okay

  • edited June 2016

    PFC Bruneau: "Oh God they got absolutely diddled"

    PFC Scienski: "They were thoroughly diddled my dudes"

  • PFC Swift: "Whatever you do, don't die and we might win"

  • edited June 2016

    Row(PFC smith): Still pending....

    PFC de Crom [29ID]: dongen told me you are in S1 now

    Row(PFC smith): F*****G DONGEN

  • CW3 Hill: I did not say that ^^

  • Pubber 1: is there any darkest hour server?
    Pubber 2: you're one one
    Pubber 1: darkest Orchestra*
    Pubber 1: sorry
    Pubber 1: I want play Berlin map

    Battalion server 2016

  • In Team speak during my drills this week:

    Pvt. Cox: My helmet saved my a**
    Sgt. Rousse: Check your health
    Pvt. Cox: How?
    Sgt. Rousse: in team chat, type out percentage H
    Pvt. Cox in team chat: percentage h
    BP3S3: Silence.. then erupting in laughter.

  • My football enthusiast friend:

    "In less than one week England left the EU twice"

  • During today Tuesday drill I had to leave sooner, and 1Lt.Fritz was there :)

    PFC Tsimarakis: Don't forget to salute

    I got disconnected very quickly from the server

    After a minutes I join again:

    PFC Alan : sorry I didn't Salute
    salute

    1Lt.Fritz:Salute

    Another day in my life xD

  • Schelhaas: Gonna have a party in a garden
    Plum: what is a garden
    Schelhaas: a garden is an instrument

  • edited June 2016

    1Lt. Fritz at the end of his first company drill as Company Commander:
    "Alright, everyone have a good night you're all discharged.... I mean dismissed"

  • In TS just now

    PFC Neve sneezes very loudly
    PFC Neve: Sorry, I didn't mute my mic in time
    Sgt. Rousse: everything alright?
    PFC Neve: Yeah. I'm just allergic to bad AT's.

  • pobber joins company drill
    Pubber: what did i just get into ?

  • @PFC de Crom said:
    pobber joins company drill
    Pubber: what did i just get into ?

    He got into the wrong neighbourhood

  • Pvt. Sekulic: "I can confirm birds fo gly when you walk near them"

  • @PFC Plumbey seems legit

  • edited July 2016

    @PFC Alan it was hilarious

  • edited July 2016

    Playing online with BP2S2 and on the board game this is the what the game had to say about us:

    • Salmi is not to be trifled with!
    • SgtSvenneke got pwnd. Ya rly!
    • Jeronimo cries quietly.
    • Even my grandmother would beat Doe.
    • Lagger is a loser and everyone knows it.
    • Watching Tyson play was like beating my head against a brick wall. Even more so.
    • Junnila got pwnd. Ya rly!
    • Rodd was so bad that Chuck Norris came to pound her in the face soon after the game.
    • Chernich didn't even try.
  • It had place just before our today's Squad Drills, I've just joined TS channel and Pvt. Javanainen started guessing Polish equivalent of "hello" to greet me:
    Javanainen: hej
    Javanainen: ahoj*
    Javanainen: Siema!
    Me: Ahoj is in Czech but Siema is correct haha
    Javanainen: yay
    Javanainen: I didn't play world of tanks for nothing

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    A very intelligent and thought provoking quote from the literary master, PFC Holmes.

  • edited July 2016

    WO1 Laggy: "de Crom, Plumbley, come here you're the honour guard"

    Plum: "wew"

    WO1: "Exactly"

  • edited April 2017

    Plum: "what is server, baby dont crash me"

    SERVER CRASHES

    WO1 Laggy [29ID]: you jinxed it

  • edited July 2016

    PFC Plumbley: This is how you know that Darkest hour is the inferior game than RO2, you can't see your friendlies on the map.

    Pvt. Arasson: Able Company problems

    PFC Plumbley: Able Company problems, you were able too y'know.

    Random person: disconnect in console command for friendlies on map.

    PFC Plumbley: Yeah thanks.

    Pvt. Arasson: I'm gonna try that out see if it works.

    Pvt. Arasson [29th Ret.] has left the Server

    Pvt. Arasson: Yo, it works dude. Laughs

    PFC Plumbley: I can't believe you actually did that.

  • edited July 2016

    During a Company Drill

    Pvt. Arasson: Throwing nade!

    Gets out a grenade and pulled the pin, another grenade explodes on me as soon as I pull the pin

    PFC Asboe and another Pvt dies by my Grenade

    Server Crash

    Pvt. Plumbley: "I think Arasson's grenade just crashed the server"

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