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  • The entire squad was black, only PFC Gingras was the white soldier character
    PFC Oittinen: "Check your complexion"

  • edited February 4

    Sitting in DP3S1 before their squad drill. Random conversations about languages and subtitles.
    Cpl. Lord: "I don't speak spuent flanish."
    ...
    Also during the same conversation,
    Pvt. Zaroj: "Do I have permission to shoot Pvt. Scovel in the nuts?"

  • Cpl. Lord: "Pvt. Scovel, why are you floating?

  • 2Lt. Ochs: Allllllright. sooooooooo PFC ____ has been with here with us for a while now.....

  • "The first round when I saw the bullets flying, that's when I realized I had a problem on my hands" - Cpl. J. Wright

  • -crashes humvee-

    Whole team from the car: "Here we go again!" -laughter-
    me: -ashamed laughter-

  • "i go away for a few days and the disappoint rolls in" -Sgt. Minor

  • "if no one is around to witness your win, did you really win?" -PFC Valiūnas

  • That is the sound of god child, he sounds Finnish so he is probably drunk

  • "I will reach through this microphone and assault an NCO"

    -a PFC

  • D- "I'm so drunk right now I would give you my bank details if you asked"
    R- "Give me your bank details then"
    D- "I'm too drunk to know them"

  • W- "Wanna see me use a ladder as a weapon?"
    Me- "Sure, why not"
    W- *grabs assault ladder and knocks out first private he saw
    Me- *walks away in disbelief
    W- "There are no limits to my shenanigans"

    -Everyone in Charlie knows who that is

    *Later in the match

    W- "Why is Arma so abusive to me?"
    Me- "Says the man who just used an RPG as a mortar and is known for using 'features' of the game in new ways"
    Everyone in the car as W glitches out- *Laughing their ass off as the game gets revenge on him

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