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  • Cpl. Judge: can confirm that eating mac n cheese whilst playing doesnt help performance

  • Pvt. Nilsson: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna learn some Russian! ;)
    Pvt. Nilsson is now playing Counter Strike: Global Offensive

  • @"T5 Lacey" said:
    Cpl. Judge: can confirm that eating mac n cheese whilst playing doesnt help performance

    Add some pulled pork to that and you may find things change! :D mmmmmm

  • SSgt. Chev [29ID]: CO Plt. Sgt of Baker
    SSgt. Chev [29ID]: eh
    SSgt. Chev [29ID]: I'm drunk lol
    T5 Brand [29ID]: LOL
    SSgt. Chev [29ID]: Company Sgt of Baker
    T5 Brand [29ID]: Commanding Officer of a Platoon Sgt of Baker reporting for Duty Sir!
    SSgt. Chev [29ID]: Haha ^^

  • While explaining Pvt. Egholm that he can be in ts, afk'ish

    PFC Wilmore: So, Pvt. Egholm, you can just hang out here in teamspeak, not doing anything. But people can still contact you if needed.
    SSgt. Vandy: Yeah, take a look at PFC Wilmore. He's always in teamspeak, never does a thing.

  • Des Bro: in soviet thanksgiving, turkey shoot you

  • From: Quartz

    “Thanksgiving is, if I recall correctly, because some early European settlers in North America were starving as winter approached and then some natives gave them some food, possibly a turkey, and then the settlers said thank you, and then in return gave them smallpox, syphilis, and alcoholism and wiped them out so that was nice.”
    —Martin (UK)

    So close Martin, so close...

  • PFC novak: Faxtrot.

  • Late nights with the Ol' butter bar <3 :D

    10:51 PM - Makuda: You used to call me on my cellphone...
    10:51 PM - Makuda: Late night when you need my love Berh.
    10:51 PM - Makuda: Berg*
    10:51 PM - Makuda: You used to.
    10:51 PM - Makuda: Call me.
    10:51 PM - 2Lt. Berg [29ID]: hahahaha
    10:51 PM - Makuda: On my.
    10:51 PM - Makuda: Cellphone.
    10:51 PM - 2Lt. Berg [29ID]: I KNOW WHEN THAT GILLAM RING
    10:51 PM - Makuda: THAT COULD ONLY MEAN ONE THING
    10:52 PM - Makuda: EVER SINCE I LEFT YOU IN CHARLIE YOU
    10:52 PM - Makuda: STARTED WORKIN LESS AND GETTED PROMOTED MORE
    10:52 PM - 2Lt. Berg [29ID]: hahahahahahaha
    10:52 PM - 2Lt. Berg [29ID]: i'm literally lol'ing here
    10:52 PM - 2Lt. Berg [29ID]: you're beautiful
    10:52 PM - Makuda: BUTTER BARS AND OLD RANKS ALL ON THE DANCE FLOOR
    10:52 PM - Makuda: JUST HIRED SOME PVT IVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE
    10:54 PM - Makuda: YOU USED TO CALL ME ON SOME STAFF WORK
    10:54 PM - Makuda: LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEED ITT DONE
    10:54 PM - Makuda: LATE NIGHT WITH SOME STAFF WORK
    10:54 PM - Makuda: LATE WHEN YOU NEED ITT DONE
    10:55 PM - Makuda: I KNOW WHEN THAT PM BLING
    10:55 PM - Makuda: THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING
    10:55 PM - Makuda: EVER SENSE I LEFT YOU IN CHARLIE
    10:55 PM - Makuda: -fin-

  • @"PFC Gillam" said:
    Late nights with the Ol' butter bar <3 :D

    Seriously I had tears.. I got my roommate in and sang the whole thing to him. Too funny Gilly. Too funny.

  • Vandy: pssst
    Vandy: ts?
    Scriptwolf / Wilmore is now Away.
    Vandy: ah damn you
    Scriptwolf / Wilmore is now Online.
    Scriptwolf / Wilmore: sorry
    Scriptwolf / Wilmore: vack nbboijnmwe
    Vandy: I didnt know you spoke fluent Russian

  • PFC Montgomery(ret): What's the biggest state in the United States?

    Pvt. Weston: The Fourth of July

  • It's hard to hear with gunshots and artillery everywhere.

  • T/5 Brand - What do I call you? WO WO WO?

  • PFC Sawn [29ID]: but it's also winter so my blacksmith related work has slightly slowed down
    PFC Sawn [29ID]: But i'm a die hard rainbow six fanatic so once i can play it your going to want to kill me because ill be playing it so much
    2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: blacksmith huh? make a giant axe
    2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: so you can go to best buy
    2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: and threaten store attendants with it
    2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: until you get a better rig
    PFC Sawn [29ID]: ha and a nice shiny set of bracelets too at that
    PFC Sawn [29ID]: and a nice scenic drive to the nut house on the hill
    2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: hahaha
    2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: it wont matter people will cower in front of your superior masculinity
    2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: if you're a black smith, you're so masculine that you have hairy eyeballs
    PFC Sawn [29ID]: ha yeah i am kind of intimidating

  • Cpt. Cranston [29ID]: almost broke my leg on the dancefloor that day

  • @"T5 Lacey" said:
    Well it's very popular in AP1S2 but I feel I should share it with everyone..

    During a drill:
    Some PFC: PFC de Crom, where are the enemies?
    PFC de Crom: I don't know where they ar- AAAAAAAHHH

    2 kills for PFC de Crom show up on the kill feed
    PFC de Crom: WAAAAAAH
    PFC de Crom: I'm just gonna stay in this corner for a moment...

    Now with a video!

    https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwBywI6aiJ3KbVZMZzYzeFhCNTA/view?usp=sharing

  • How to be silent by Pvt. Goods

    Goods: Do you wanna know how to walk silently?
    Me: Sure
    Goods: Do you here this? Taps desk
    Me: Yeah?
    Goods: To mute it you just Screams so loud my ears cry
    Me: Holy crap that was loud!
    Goods: I screamed silently because it's late.

  • Part of a conversation between me and Pvt. Howard.

    Pvt. Howard [29ID]: Operating on only 4 hours of sleep
    PFC Jenkins [29ID]: you should probably sleep then
    Pvt. Howard [29ID]: Can't mate got to much stuff to do not enough time
    Pvt. Howard [29ID]: Plus who needs sleep anyways?
    PFC Jenkins [29ID]: your body
    Pvt. Howard [29ID]: what's that
    PFC Jenkins [29ID]: its that squishy, gut filled thing that lets you live
    Pvt. Howard [29ID]: Ah that thing....... Yeah I don't need to worry bout that thing
    PFC Jenkins [29ID]: want some chicken>
    PFC Jenkins [29ID]: ?
    Pvt. Howard [29ID]: Nah food is over rated
    PFC Jenkins [29ID]: how bout a vibrating mongoose?
    Pvt. Howard [29ID]: isn't that the thing in freaking Halo?
    PFC Jenkins [29ID]: its also an animal
    Pvt. Howard [29ID]: it is? Hmm I always thought it looked more like a Puma
    PFC Jenkins [29ID]: warthog!

  • After doing CORDs with pistols on Sgt. Van Middel after he won the hunger games, the Sgt. came back when we were all shooting at his body.

    "Sgt. Van Middel was killed by Sgt. Littlefield's Pistol"
    Sgt. Littlefield: Littlefield always gets his man!

    This quote also comes with a screenshot, thanks to Cpt. Patterson!

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  • T/5 Lacey: You here?
    T3 Swomma [29ID]: nope, this is auto-swomma speaking

  • Just noticed what a pedant T/5 Lacey is for grammar:

    @"T5 Lacey" said:
    Good day, lady and gents!

  • @"Sgt. Lamb" said:
    Just noticed what a pedant T/5 Lacey is for grammar:

    Good day, lady and gents!

    ;)

  • @"PFC Srdoč"

    21:46 - PFC Srdoch [29ID]: steam is evil
    21:45 - PFC Peroni [29ID]: indeed
    21:46 - PFC Peroni [29ID]: luckily I'm too busy destroying my liver and studying to think about buying new games atm
    21:47 - PFC Srdoch [29ID]: liver regenerates
    21:47 - PFC Srdoch [29ID]: wallets don't
    21:47 - PFC Peroni [29ID]: my god
    21:47 - PFC Peroni [29ID]: such wisdom

  • Random guy on the Battallion Server, on DH, this same morning...

    Random Guy 1: I used to have a girlfriend, you know...
    Random Guy 2: What happened?
    Random Guy 1: But then DH updated.

  • Brand Master Flash: whatcha makin though?
    Lev is now Online.
    Lev: chicken and vegetables
    Lev: boring
    Brand Master Flash: Just like you! JK
    Lev: you think you can talk to the hulkster like that brother?
    Brand Master Flash: What you going to do? Take me to WRESTLEMANIA!

  • <18:10:26> "Brand": Is your avatar a picture of you?
    <18:10:37> "Filho": Yes, clearly
    <18:11:02> Chat partner has closed the conversation
    <18:12:27> "Brand": To the quotes thread! Jk =P
    <18:12:45> "Filho": be tolerant of a old man and his waifu
    <18:13:06> "Brand": OK NOW TO THE QUOTES THREAD!
    <18:13:15> "Filho": HAHAHAHA

    PFC Filho and his "Waifu"

  • Cpl. Chartier: Langford, I have a very important question for you.
    Cpl. Langford: What?
    Cpl. Chartier: Will you marry me.

    She said yes by the way.

    First proposal in the 29th TS?

  • @"CW3 Lev" said:
    Cpl. Chartier: Langford, I have a very important question for you.
    Cpl. Langford: What?
    Cpl. Chartier: Will you marry me.

    She said yes by the way.

    First proposal in the 29th TS?

    Just so we're clear here, it was a card in our TableTop Simulator game. It wasn't a real proposal hahaha :P

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