Cpl. Hatfield said:
Honestly I’ve sat here for 10 minutes now trying to think of a way to make fun of PFC Ordelman, and outside of the requisite “degenerate member of EP1S1 blah blah blah” drivel I’m having a hard time - mostly because of his name. What kind of name is “Ordelman”!? It makes me think of noodles, though I don’t know why. “I’d like one bowl of Ordelman with chicken, please.” Tell me that doesn’t sound delicious? Congratulations on the badge PFC Noodleman, keep up the good work.