2Lt. Furie said:
PFC Jonesy has been around EP2S1 for a really long time so far, he goes back quite far in the growing history of EP2 and his journey through the years has been an interesting one to follow. From little Pvt. Jonesy to budding grenadier. Always improving his skills and knocking on the heads of his enemies. A couple months ago PFC Jonesy decided to undertake the challenge of SLT and from fledging leader he has grown into a proud Canadian Goose. Don’t insult the HABs cause he might savagely attack you and leave you thinking how anything that savage came from Canada. And so at the completion of his SLT we have decided that the rank of PFC really is unbefitting of his accomplishments. Congrats T/5 Jonesy!
CERTIFICATION OF PROMOTION
TO ALL WHO SHALL SEE THESE PRESENTS, GREETING:
Know Ye, that reposing special trust and
confidence in the fidelity and abilities of
Phil C. Jonesy 077783096 EP2S1
I do promote him to Technician, Fifth Grade in the
UNITED STATES ARMY
to rank as such from the 21st day of February 2022 .
You are charged to discharge carefully and diligently the duties of the grade to which promoted and to uphold the traditions and standards of the Army.
Effective with this promotion you are charged to execute diligently your special skills with a high degree of technical proficiency and to maintain standards of performance, moral courage and dedication to the Army which will serve as outstanding examples to your fellow soldiers. You are charged to observe and follow the orders and directions given by superiors acting according to the law, articles and rules governing the discipline of the Army. Your unfailing trust in superiors and loyalty to your peers will significantly contribute to the readiness and honor of the United States Army.