Sgt. Capwell said:
Ah T/5 Murray … the iron man, the myth, the legend. Murray is a master of what I like to call the “clown fiesta”. He has this unique ability to see an awful situation and make it weird for everyone involved. Surrounded by four guys? Simple math really, you shoot the one holding a grenade, he drops it, that will blow up the one who has already hit you twice, then you shoot the other two and barely survive the grenade going off yourself. What? That doesn’t sound easy to you? You must not be built like Murray, because that is just a standard day for this man, you find a bad spot, turn it into a mess, and now they are playing your game. Normal Tuesday night really. Sgt. Capwell… this is an AOCC, why are we telling stories about his combat skills? Because it’s fantastic to watch, damn it! I never get tired of seeing the ridiculous antics Murray gets up to shortly after saying “I’m sending it”. Whether that be in Rising Storm 2, or a drunken mini golf tournament during game night. Murray is, was, and hopefully always will be one of those people that always keeps the chaos flowing and good memes rolling through the squad. So congrats on another six months of clown fiesta T/5 Murray, only six more to go for your triple rainbow!
