Sgt. Dott said:
“What is it that makes a good platoon leader? Good combat instincts? Charisma? Thinking outside the box? Perhaps… But 2Lt. Ericksen doesn’t have to worry about any of those things. Why? Because he has the most important asset a platoon leader can have: A personality that says “I love doing my taxes!” Combine this with a massive reserve of terrible jokes, and you get the powerhouse of leadership that is our 2Lt. Ericksen. Truly, our rivals must tremble in fear with such a man at the helm of CP1.
Now I know what you’re thinking, 2Lt. “Why are we wasting a bunch of time with a pointless, frivolous speech such as this?” But don’t worry, there is a point to all this! We’re here to congratulate you on your 9th AOCC, and four and a half years in the 29th! And now we get to look forward to many, many more years of bad jokes!
