DP2S3 Squad Drill Lore:
Cpl Capwell: " I am a GOD at Goblin Summer Camp."
Thirty Seconds Later…
“I’ve gotta Stop talking when you’re around…”
Cpl. Mud - “I do love smoochin’!”
“It’s MISTER pooh bear thank you very much!” - Cpl. Martin eating honey with his bear hands.
Cpl. Bærentzen - “This order was swiftly not followed”
Indeed. I too prefer that not following orders is done as promptly as possible. I have seldom laughed out loud from weekly squad report content :).
T/5 Fossi - “This is peak gameplay”
gets stuck on a wall and falls to his death, ending the round
PFC Andersen’s RP abilities are still unmatched
“I’m just going to sit here and watch… I like this”
-T/5 Murray taken completely out of context.
“Now that we are disrupted, we may start.” - Sgt. Capwell.
“why are my memes better but I have no rizz?” -Cpl. Pepper
Entire FOB gets raked with an autocannon, killing half the team, blowing up the FOB building and multiple weapon emplacements
PFC Harry: God damn it they got my camo netting!
During Vietnamese defeat slideshow following a campaign
Sgt. Martin - “No, No, those are flames of victory!”