Just Quotes

DP2S3 Squad Drill Lore:

Cpl Capwell: " I am a GOD at Goblin Summer Camp."
Thirty Seconds Later…
“I’ve gotta Stop talking when you’re around…”

Cpl. Mud - “I do love smoochin’!”

“It’s MISTER pooh bear thank you very much!” - Cpl. Martin eating honey with his bear hands.

Cpl. Bærentzen - “This order was swiftly not followed”

Indeed. I too prefer that not following orders is done as promptly as possible. I have seldom laughed out loud from weekly squad report content :).

T/5 Fossi - “This is peak gameplay”

gets stuck on a wall and falls to his death, ending the round