“It’s a psyop and you fell for it. Militia E-girl psyop.”
-Cpl. Cassano
“I’m trying to beyblade out of here!” - SSgt. Meerts
“Cannibalism shouldn’t be a crime?” - WO1 Lord
@KNIFE after killing me and himself with a burst from a flamethrower:
“You’re always after my sweet butt. But tonight- tonight was taco night!”
Alright good try. Just kill yourself. -SSgt. Meerts
(In response to PFC Buchino being the last alive on the team whilst also being stuck in a tree.)
“Stop free nippin’ at my drill Sanzo!”
-Cpl. J. Murray
“buh-dugga-dugga-dug”
-Cpl. Capwell, impersonating a doorstop
“Oh yes please stick it into me!”
-Cpl. J. Murray being revived by a syrange in Squad 44
Me: “Are you pissing right now?”
PFC Bull: “AYE, CORPORAL!”
“Jim Bean gets a demerit.”
-Sgt. Tilley
“Yeah, I’m a HUUUUUUUUGE tay-tay fan!” /s
-Cpl. Capwell telling me about his excitement for the upcoming Super Bowl
Sgt. Tilley - “Ugh, my internet is-”
<17:52:15> “Tilley” dropped (connection lost)
Sgt. Tilley: “Yeah my internet is-” User in your channel timed out
Sgt. Voth - “Bat believes he’s taken out the APC.”
Cpl. Capwell (audibly confused) - “With Bullets?.. Eh, I’ll stop questioning Bat.”
Cpl. J. Murray: “Alright on the count of three all you British people do your best Indubitably. 3, 2, 1”
Cpl. Martin, PFC Nad and Pvt. Quigley: “INDUBITABLY”
Cpl. J. Murray: “I am a man possessed … I may or may not have a folder on my computer with 300 pictures of doors.”
Said whilst sending dozens of said hypothetical pictures to Cpl. Martin
PFC Hesse: “I blinked and everyone died… I’m gonna go in this tunnel and cry.”
Shortly after an almost full team wipe T/5 Scovel dispensed.
Playing DnD
Cpl. J. Murray: “I’m just a little goat boy!”