Sgt. Zylath said:
I’ve seen a fair few privates come and go in my time. A leader can usually make an accurate prediction on the likelihood of sticking around, future achievements, etc, within a few weeks of a private joining. And, of course, you don’t usually expect to see much before a few months. Well, that was certainly NOT my experience in observing Private Mud. Mud has, unequivocally, shown the most promise of any private I have ever seen at such an early stage. We’re talking the full package here, folks. Mud is a great shot. Can’t deny it. He fits in perfect with our best sharpshooters, acting as an excellent forward screen and communication tool. His determination? Unmatched. Dude guests constantly, attends consistently, and is always up for whatever you offer him. Demeanor? It’s all there, like I said. He’s an absolute joy to have in the squad. He’s got great humor and a personality you don’t get tired of hanging around. So what’s left to do with a private like this? We could just keep stroking his ego, but as much as I think he’d like that, it’s probably better we do away with the whole private nonsense all together. Private, First Class Evan J. Mud has such a nicer sound to it. Great job earning your PFC, Mud, I’m super excited to see where you go from here.
CERTIFICATION OF PROMOTION
TO ALL WHO SHALL SEE THESE PRESENTS, GREETING:
Know Ye, that reposing special trust and
confidence in the fidelity and abilities of
Evan J. Mud
328504230 DP3S1
I do promote him to Private, First Class in the
UNITED STATES ARMY
to rank as such from the 9th day of August 2022 .
You are charged to discharge carefully and diligently the duties of the grade to which promoted and to uphold the traditions and standards of the Army.
Effective with this promotion you are charged to execute diligently your special skills with a high degree of technical proficiency and to maintain standards of performance, moral courage and dedication to the Army which will serve as outstanding examples to your fellow soldiers. You are charged to observe and follow the orders and directions given by superiors acting according to the law, articles and rules governing the discipline of the Army. Your unfailing trust in superiors and loyalty to your peers will significantly contribute to the readiness and honor of the United States Army.
