Six Months of Service (Ivo B. Townly)

Sgt. Hatfield said:

What a day today is folks! So many different, important holidays fall on March 23rd, celebrations of different aspects of life and our short existence here on this planet with our friends and loved ones. Time is short, my fellow friends and we shouldn’t waste a single second of it if we don’t have to. With that being said… apparently some scrub has reached 6 months being trapped in this blasted dystopian nightmare we call a community and we should probably celebrate his survival thus far, so congratulations PFC Townly on getting trapped here and spending the last six months with us instead of being free to find happiness. May you forever have to listen to the sound of our voices!