Cpl. Mud said:
An important part of Harambe’s Harem, PFC Fred Hanma, or “Crab God,” has finally hit the lucky number. Numero 7 has finally come for him which hopefully spells a lucky half year to come for our reliable light. An ever-present member of the squad, PFC Hanma is always at game night for some laughs, and is always ready for battle during drills. A clear-headed man, his aptitude for maneuvering through an environment allows us to get up close and personal with an obj by following in his general footsteps. That level head also makes it extremely easy to understand what’s going on around him and keeps the rest of squad calm as well. But dick in hand and Harambe in his heart, he is always ready for action. Congratulations on your 7th AOCC buddy! Here’s to more great plays and good times! Never forget!