Sgt. Hatfield said:
T/5 Lans has been a thorn in my side for a long time now - always trying to argue about what bread is “real” (bread isn’t even real, T/5 Lans!) or why he can’t get a rocket shot off (because coward, that’s why) to making me do this damn paperwork right now for his own damn medal. In fact, he’s been doing it for three years now… three long years of suffering for all the rest of us. Congratulations, and here’s to many more!
