Click Clack Moo, Cows That Type… is a book that probably came out before PFC Riley was even a twinkle in his parents eyes. But rest assured, just like the cows, PFC H. Riley is an expert typist. He’s always clacking away with new requests for HQ to do this or do that. Buy electric blankets, do AARs, more feed, write his own AOCCs, the whole gambit of requests. Now as Farmer Brown knows, it’s really difficult to run a farm when you have expert typists on your staff and they like to make special requests. So PFC Riley, no you don’t get any diving boards, but you do get a few shinies.
Congratulations on 2 whole years of service - your 4th AoCC and FIRST WWI Victory Medal!